urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal Heathy Heathy 2004-11-15T22:47:18Z urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:55963 2004-11-15T22:47:18Z 2004-11-15T22:47:18Z Oh look, it's Heathy! Updating for the first time in months!!! Ha! Okay, anyways, my life has been really strange for the last couple of months. I'm only taking two classes and working but still am too busy to go on the internet. The only reason I'm sitting at the computer right now is because I'm supposed to be researching snails...it's not going so hot, considering I've spent all my time catching up on live journal. Ooops. Oh well.<br /><br />So, I have a new lady friend...yes she's very hot. Umm, I've been drunk everyday since summer with the exception of a few random acts of sobriety here and there...my liver hates me. The water in my apt is shut off today because they're fixing something and now I'm smelly and can't take a shower...it's gross, so I'm gonna just be smelly at work today because I'm amazing.<br /><br />I don't really know how I'm keeping up in school, but somehow I think I must be a secret genius because I've aced all of my biology tests yet I haven't studied or comprehended any of the material...yes I'm a genius...just kidding, I'm a lucky little fucker.<br /><br />Oh shit, it's almost 3 and I have to work at 4...guess I won't be doing a whole lot of research on snails today...it'll have to wait till tomorrow.<br /><br />Hi Victoria and Jenna...I saw you guys last night and now look...I'm on livejournal...amazing! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:55632 2004-08-20T00:49:58Z 2004-08-20T00:49:58Z So I just got home from work and there was this letter on my door...it was from the manager of my apts...In all uppercase bold letters it said, basically, that it wasn't okay to park in other peoples parking spots and that it isn't okay for guests to park in the lot and that she wouldn't hesitate to towe someone's car, even if she knows whose it is....I'm not sure if the whole complex got one or if it was just directed at me. I've been parking in spot 52 the entire time I've lived here and when we switched apartments she never told us anything about getting a different parking spot, so I've still been parking there...on the letter, however, it says that the spot I'm supposed to be in is 53...this makes me wonder if I'm getting yelled at or if the parking situation is a problem for everyone....hmmm. <br /><br />If she towes my car I'm going to kick her ass because she never told me anything about switching parking spaces. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:55548 2004-08-09T23:40:16Z 2004-08-09T23:40:16Z So, I miss all the homos and I'm terribly depressed. It usually takes me a good week for me to perk up and recover from all of the gay partying.<br /><br />I've also decided that my social awkwardness is getting worse and worse by the day...unless i'm under the influence of alcohol I have a hard time interacting with people...plus...I've officially lost the ability to carry on a conversation...it's sad and I think it's working against me.<br /><br />Lizen and I just went and saw The Village and it wasn't very good. We both totally predicted it because we're awesome like that. M. Night Shyamalan will never fool us again...he's just gotten to the point where he's trying way to hard to have unexpected twists and turns in his movies, but everyone else knows whats up so it's just not working. Plus...there weren't really enough scary parts in the movie...I only jumped like twice and the first time was during the opening credits. The only good thing about the movie is that all the acting is super over-done and overly dramatic...it's funny. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:55142 2004-07-30T04:45:42Z 2004-07-30T04:45:42Z I'm going to create a rediculously huge painting and hang it in my apartment, solely for the purpose of covering up my rediculous amount of wall space.<br /><br />I'm watching "The Klumps" and I have an enormous headache that is making me want to throw myself out the window. Janet Jackson isn't a very good actress. I was drinking earlier and now I've sobered up and just have a headache....the only cure is to continue drinking...must get more beer. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:54881 2004-06-20T23:57:34Z 2004-06-20T23:57:34Z I've been having a stress-fest for the last few days...<br /><br />It's been so incredibly hot outside for the last few days but I dont get to wear shorts to work...my uniform consists of long black pants, a button-up white shirt, and a black apron that goes from my neck down to my thighs....not to mention, i have to where a white tank top under my shirt so that the dirty boys at work dont look at my bra. This makes it soo miserable back in the hot ass kitchen with all the ovens running and no air conditioner. SO MISERABLE!<br />I want to kill my boss for not letting us wear shorts.<br /><br />Now I must go clean my apartment before the Lizen comes home. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:54670 2004-06-16T18:38:34Z 2004-06-16T18:38:34Z I had my math final today and it pretty much sucked...but I did most of the problems so I'm gonna get some credit. It doesn't even matter though because I'm out of school now and it's such a releif.<br /><br />I must say that I'm soo jealous of Jenna's tattoo now...I want a new one!!!<br /><br />It's confirmed...Lizen and I got a kick ass apartment in this same complex and it's gonna rock!! I'm excited for moving...again.<br /><br />Now that I don't have mounds of homework, I don't really know what to do with myself...I think I'm gonna go rearrange my apt. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:54294 2004-06-14T21:02:22Z 2004-06-14T21:02:22Z I had my last day of classes today...so nice. Just one math final on wednesday and i'm done for the summer at last. So much stress. <br /><br />4 hrs of sleep and taking an important history test is a bad combo.<br /><br />I haven't really decided what I'm gonna do tonight. Hmm. I could go to the drag show thingy or I could stay home, be sober, and sleep. Hmmm. I don't really want to get all dressed up and I'm having really bad social anxiety today for some reason...but I also don't want to be a loser and stay home...I dunno.<br /><br />Jenna...Tattoo tomorrow. !. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:54112 2004-06-11T17:04:26Z 2004-06-11T17:04:26Z I got three and a half hours of sleep last night...I'm soo tired. I'm also gonna be partying tonight so I need to take a nap...but I don't have time. Icky. Oh well... urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:54006 2004-06-10T17:34:36Z 2004-06-10T17:34:36Z I had yet another alarm clock mishap this morning and I slept through my math class. I'm gonna be so behind tomorrow, and not know what the fuck the teacher is talking about (it's hard even when you do come to class), then I'm gonna fail my math final and it will be rad.<br /><br />Jenna's mom likes to ride ponies. Just kidding.<br /><br />Drinking sucks on Wednesday nights, especially when you have to go to school early on thursday and can't pull your still drunk ass out of bed at 6:30.<br /><br />I drew a really ugly anchor on my arm with permanent marker last night and it's never gonna wash off. It's ok though, the tattoo I drew for Keeley is way better! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:53566 2004-06-10T05:35:34Z 2004-06-10T05:35:34Z Jenna and I are drinkin' all by ourselves. Where's the fuckin' party y'all.<br />Anyways, Jenna is gonna bake a cake and I'm gonna watch because I will screw it up if I touch it. I'm almost done with school and then I get to party and makeout with people all summer, I'm stoked.<br /><br />I'm really sick off of York Bites and Taco Bell...yucky. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:53461 2004-06-08T21:30:41Z 2004-06-08T21:30:41Z yr mom Lizen and I are moving out of this apartment and into one of the loft apts upstairs...it will be so rad. I get the loft room thingy and Lizen gets the actual bedroom. <br />We've had a shitty last couple of days.<br /><br />I have hella math homework to do tonight before my quiz tomorrow. I don't understand it though...it sucks, my teacher DOES NOT KNOW HOW TO TEACH!!!!! I only have like another week of school...3 tests and 2 papers due...I think I can do it...I finished one of the papers and the other one is only minor...there was gonna be another paper but my teacher might not give it to us anymore.<br /><br />Today I had a grape slurpy...mmmm.<br /><br />I can't wait to go party in Portland with my friends this weekend...I need to get out of town, it will be good.<br /><br />Gotta go do the homework business. BLAH. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:53066 2004-06-07T04:08:30Z 2004-06-07T04:08:30Z I finally finished my ten page paper than I've been pseudo working on for the last two weeks!! It's done. Now all I have to do is submit it to peer review...blah! Some of the people in my class are the worst writers EVER! I know, I've read their papers. <br /><br />My tummy is doing some kind of strange moving around thing, it feels funny. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:52818 2004-06-05T02:16:15Z 2004-06-05T02:16:15Z Last night was crazy.<br />Jenna's 21st was very successful.<br />Bar hopping rocked<br />Alysia's party/lasagna/cake was awesome<br />Piper and Victoria's fake ID's totally worked<br />spin the bottle at the Voyeur<br />Courtnry and Jenna rocked the Karaoke at the Onion<br />Poor Piper got kicked out of the Brotherhood...oops.<br />Went back to Jenna's with more people than we left with<br />Snuck in and swam in the pool at the Ramada at 4:30 in the morning...because we rock!<br />went to sleep around 7:00<br />woke up around 9:00<br />need to sleep...<br /><br />now I have to drive to Seattle to see the 10:00 showing of Harry Potter...I already have a ticket so I have to go. I'm so tired!!! I also have to work at 9 am tomorrow morning. i'm totally not gonna get home till like 1 or 2 and it's gonna suck...hopefully I wont fall asleep on the road though. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:52588 2004-06-03T18:29:02Z 2004-06-03T18:29:02Z Happy Birthday Jenna Riot...I'm totally buying you a tattoo...or part of one at least...!EXCITEMENT! <br /><br />I hate writing research papers. <br /><br />With a passion. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:52465 2004-06-02T21:10:39Z 2004-06-02T21:10:39Z My computer says that it's June 3, 2099. <br />That means that it's Jenna's 116th birthday today.<br />Not really...ha<br /><br />I just got out of school and it's way to hot in my apartment...i'm in my undies...he he.<br /><br />There's this woman at my work who's like 42 but honestly looks like she's sixty. One and a half or two years ago she had her 7th or 8th child...I just found out a couple days ago that she popped out another one. Wacky.<br /><br />Jenna's Birthday tomorrow = Excitement for the Heathy<br /><br />HA! I just looked over at my bird and he walked right into his mirror and got all alarmed and confused. hehe... Oh, now he's doing that cute thing where he bops his head up and down really fast and tweaky like! <br /><br />Okay, there's homework to be done. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:52151 2004-05-29T04:07:09Z 2004-05-29T04:07:09Z There's this eighteen-year-old Russian kid that I work with who's always hitting on me, and all the other ladies in the restaurant....anyways, today he was singing "American Woman" to me in his Russian accent and dancing like Michael Jackson. It was totally hilarious because he's this short little Russian kid who thinks I wanna do it with him. I told him I thought he was gay. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:51739 2004-05-27T22:31:22Z 2004-05-27T22:31:22Z Movies I can't wait to see:<br />1. Soulplane<br />2. Larry Potter<br />3. Spiderman 2<br />4. that one that I can't remember<br />5. the Catwoman movie (looks hot, but bad)<br />6. the Garfield movie<br />7. the scary M. Knight Shyamalanandlandl one, The Village?<br /><br />Anyways...I didn't finish my homework and I have to go get ready for work now. I guess I will finish it tonight. Yucky. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:51524 2004-05-27T17:31:49Z 2004-05-27T17:31:49Z May I just say how happy I am that Fantasia won last night!! I almost cried (I did cry). I'm totally in love with her. Anyways, I only had one class today and I should be doing my homework right now because it's due tomorrow and it's gonna take like six hours, and I have to work tonight. Unfortunately, I'm far too easily distracted to even begin to concentrate on history homework. BLAH!<br /><br />I only have like 3 more weeks of school!! I'm so excited to relax this summer! <br /><br />So last night, after watching American Idol, I was watching the news and there were the strangest news stories. I remember one of the headlines was about hippo sweat? There was another story about a kid who attacked his teacher, and the news guy was trying to be all deep and he said, "the real lesson here is: Don't attack your teacher." Um, duh. After that I just had to turn it off. <br /><br />Speaking of the news, my little sister sent in a picture of her cat, Dave, to the channel 13 news and they're actually gonna show his picture on the news because he's cute. He's gonna be on on June 3rd, Jenna's birthday.<br /><br />Ohmygod! My little riot face head is gonna be legal in a week!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yayaa!<br /><br />Okay, I'm gonna stop being ADD right now and go do my homework. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:51246 2004-05-25T22:08:16Z 2004-05-25T22:08:16Z Yesterday Lizen pointed out that there was something weird and crusty on the back passenger side door of my car. I looked at it and there was like little noodles or something in it, so I thought someone at work rubbed something gross on the side of my car. I just figured out that it's Courtney's barf. Ewww.<br />Anyways, I have to study for a test tonight and i'm not looking forward to it. I'm procrastinating my ass off. I need to wash my car. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:51143 2004-05-23T03:13:53Z 2004-05-23T03:13:53Z I feel like a pile of shit that some poor schmuck just stepped in and then wiped off the bottom of his shoe by smearing it in the grass.<br /><br />Me, Jenna, Courtney, Victoria, and Keeley went to a party last night and we all got way to fucked up for our own good. Keeley puked everywhere, and at some point we found her rolled up in a ball on the cold ground in the backyard....yeah, it was one of those kinds of nights. By the time I took them all home Courtney had joined in on the joyous puking adventure and Jenna and I were starving. We ate some weird Pasta Roni concoction that Jenna came up with by mixing the angel hair parmesan kind with the fettucine alfredo...it was good. I got three hours of sleep and then went to work still drunk this morning.<br /><br />My bird is hanging upside down in his cage and making little beeping noises at me...it's really creepy.<br /><br />I have a 4-5 page paper due on monday and I have written three...that's pretty damn good for it not even being sunday yet! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:50847 2004-05-20T21:24:55Z 2004-05-20T21:24:55Z I was trying to do my homework, but I got distracted by the internet (again). I was reading all of my old LJ entries and it was really wierd. It kinda makes me want to cry because there were just times back then when I had soo much fun. Not that I don't have fun now, but I was so much more free back then.<br /><br />Anyways, I can't wait for this summer and homoagogo...it will be so much fun, and Jenna's gonna be 21 and we're gonna have the most drunken summer ever...even more drunken than our earlier summers. It will be soo fun!<br /><br />I miss those drunk-off-our-asses times....There's a commercial on for the new Catwoman movie. mmm.<br /><br />The other day I was watching the discovery channel and there was this documentary called "Humanzee" about this chimp that walked up-right and everyone thought it was a man-chimp hybrid. It was awesome. Lizen and I decided to start a band called Humanzee and lizen is gonna dress up like a little bellhop monkey with a drum....it's bad...it's actually the worst idea ever.<br /><br />Lizen just started her new job as a live-in maid for this old woman in Seattle, so she doesn't live here for 4 days a week. It's actually really nice to get alone time....really nice. I miss her but I'm glad the situation is what it is.<br /><br />I have to pee. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:50630 2004-05-20T07:02:53Z 2004-05-20T07:02:53Z ......and Mean Girls is the best movie ever. Funny as hell! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:50185 2004-05-20T07:01:06Z 2004-05-20T07:01:06Z Haha...the stupid slutty girl got kicked off! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:50038 2004-05-20T06:56:54Z 2004-05-20T06:56:54Z I'm so sick to my stomach right now because I ate cheese pizza and ice cream...I'm on dairy overload.<br /><br />I REALLY need to shower.<br /><br />I'm watching elimidate, and all the girls are being totally mean to each other to get this dude's attention. It's funny, pretty soon it's gonna turn into softcore porn!<br /><br />I love Dolly!<br /><br />Jenna and I went to Lacey with our old friend Isaac today. It was really strange. <br /><br />Victoria works with Lizen's uncle....um, weird!<br /><br />Bird Bakarack (sp?) got his wings clipped the other day and now they're all stumpy. I think I should change his name to Bird Reynolds so that I can spell it.<br /><br />The chicks on Elimidate are hideous and gross...dude eliminated the only hot one. The one chick is a total slut, it's so fuckin' rad!!!<br /><br />This computer is the slowest thing on the planet, so I went to Jen and Courtney's to use theirs and then their printer was crazy and posessed and I didn't get anything done. Because I'm awesome.<br /><br />I wish I was drunk.<br /><br />yeah, drunk<br /><br />I'm so glad that Jasmine got kicked off of American Idol...it was just time. I want Fantasia to win. I'm a total nerd, but I'm so addicted to that show...can't help it.<br /><br />mm-kay, bye! urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:heathy_metal:49911 2004-05-18T18:14:50Z 2004-05-18T18:14:50Z I have a two hour break between classes. It kinda sucks. I come home and eat top ramen and watch Ellen and then go back to school. I have to confess that i'm in love with Ellen. She cracks my shit up!